Friday, October 26, 2007

朋友

俗语说得好"近朱者赤,近墨者黑"。如果交到好的,就恭喜你咯。交到坏的呢? 就只好祝你好运。希望你能早点摆脱他们。可喜的是,我交朋友时,是会再三筛选。会过滤, 过滤,再过滤。不知道哪生来的神经,能分辨黑白对错。

以下是我在寻找朋友"分类"的最基本条件。虽然只有三个,可是要列入我真真"朋友"名单可不是件简单的事哦。

1。孝

孔子道德思想中的"孝"字。孝顺的孩子是可以交的朋友。只要一个人会孝顺长辈,就代表了他这个人的道德关联有多深。做人要饮水思源,不能忘恩负义。父母的养育之恩是不能用时间,金钱而衡量的

2。义

在我名中的"义"字,也是孔子道德思想中的其中之一。我这里所说的"义",是指朋友之间的"义"。怎么说呢? 简单的说,就是要有义气,要有正义感。不会因为个人的意义而把你给隔在一旁。当你有"好东西"时再来跟你。那时候,我就会跟你说"bye-bye"

3。搞怪/搞笑/搞鬼

在我条件里最最最烂的一项! 朋友嘛。。。不能每次见面或聊天都处于在严肃的状态。很累的耶! 要嘻皮笑脸的! 跟我一起搞怪,搞笑。 (可没叫你搞出状况来。。。) 由于我个人比较喜欢搞笑,所以呢,不可能叫我自编、自导、自演。要有配角嘛。。。有时还可以娱乐大家。有时候会觉得我不走娱乐路线有点太可惜了。HAHAHAHAHAHAHA。。。 可惜我本人内心。要不然,我早就红咯!


*结论

这三项条件其实是我的人生观。由于这世界慢慢地走向物质化,所以呢,人的道德观念在慢慢的变化。(Starwars里的"dark side") 所以,结论是。。。是。。。我是原始人。活在孔子时代(551 B.C - 471 B.C)的原始人。

Monday, October 22, 2007

Cadaver Calculator

$5075.00The Cadaver Calculator - Find out how much your body is worth.

This is horrible... My dead body is only worth $5075. I don't smoke, drink, take drugs. The most I take is junk food... crap... Think my brain should worth more....

The Death Report

142,354 People

Some interesting ones:

2006 - Augusto Pinochet, military president of Chile
2005 - Eugene J. McCarthy, U.S. Senator
1938 - Mustafa Kemal Atatürk ,the founder of the Republic of Turkey and its first President
1896 - Alfred Nobel, Swedish inventor and founder of the Nobel Prize
1865 - King Léopold I of Belgium

And no famous guy died on the year that I'm born.... damn... HAhaha

Rugby World Cup (RWC) 2007

Its finally over, and the South Africans lifted their 2nd World Cup. Not the most interesting match as there weren't any tries. England came close to a try, but was the player was ruled to be out of bounds before the ball went behind the try line.

This is the year of the underdogs, with hot favourites New Zealand(1) and Australia(5) out in the quater-finals to France(2) and England(6) respectively. I watched those 2 matches "Live" on "Free-to-air" TV, and of course the finals early last morning. Where can you get such good deals in Singapore? S-League maybe....

As you all know, Aussieland is rugby and cricket crazy. But other than that, you get "Live" European Champions League matches, F1, swimming, etc, etc... Its fantastic!!! Woohoo!!! Stupid mediacock is super money making leeches. No way it can match aussie tv! NEVER!!!

Friday, October 19, 2007

现在

1。 很烦,很烦,很烦,很烦,很烦
2。 想骂脏话,骂脏话,骂脏话,骂脏话,骂脏话
3。 想打人,打人,打人,打人,打人
4。 想找人逗我笑,逗我笑,逗我笑,逗我笑,逗我笑
5。 不想读下去,读不下去,读不下去,读不下去,读不下去
6。 想狂吃,狂吃,狂吃,狂吃,狂吃
7。 想找出气孔,出气孔,出气孔,出气孔
8。 想听你的声音,你的声音,你的声音,你的声音,