- We could finally stop pretending to be proud about the winking Matilda kangaroo from the 1982 Commonwealth Games.
- It might get the Airport roundabout fixed.
- The Story Bridge Hotel's annual cockroach races could be included as an event.
- The Olympic truce might be the only thing to stop the Queensland Liberals and Nationals fighting
- Because we need a reason for our restaurants to stay open after 9pm
- We could out-do Sydney, and it would really annoy Melbourne
- We don't have nearly enough smog
- Rowing events could be problematic: no water in the dams, Citycats positively dangerous on the water.
- How could an already inadequate public transport system ever cope?
- The equestrain events might also be a problem, what with the Hendra virus and equine influenza.
- Four-minute showers wouldn't be popular with Olympians
- Do we really want to make Kevin Rudd even more smug?
- With Beijing's budget $40 billion-plus, it's just a huge waste of money
Source: August 5 2008 edition of MX
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